If you have to learn just one programming language(blog.srinivasan.biz)

  (if (you-have-to-learn-one-language)
      (begin
          (make-highly-subjective-claims)
          (eliminate-good-candidates-for-specious-reasons)
          (arive-at-questionable-conclusion))
      (begin
          (broaden-your-understanding-of-programming)
          (be-able-to-evaluate-multiple-solutions-for-problem)))

  if (false) {
     self.the_one_language_I_should_learn = "the best one";
  } else {
     delete(self.the_one_language_I_should_learn);
     while (self.could_improve) {
        self.programming_skills_and_insights_struggled_with++
     }
  }