Eh, my work gave me a laptop and created a service for devs (virtual desktop) in the cloud.
The laptop can't be used (security clampdown pretty tight, can't install anything useful) and the vd would die with 1 command (memory exhaustion), and had to go to their office to bring it back up.
Received a phone call on fb messenger, a proposition to go to a very odd traditional party that i never and no one in a 1000km radius would have googled.
Started googling "party", can you guess what was the first autocomplete result?
The laptop can't be used (security clampdown pretty tight, can't install anything useful) and the vd would die with 1 command (memory exhaustion), and had to go to their office to bring it back up.